Monument

Simmons 15th instalment in Central London! I'm well known for being the best bar in London (and probably in the world). People like me because I look really good and sell nice drinks. People say I am sexy and good looking but I just shrug it off and don't let my ego get too big, no one likes a show-off. I am located a few minutes walk from Monument station, I can be hired out for private parties and I have a notoriously eclectic musical taste; ranging from disco to funk to 80's to hip-hop.


Monday - Wednesday 4pm - 11.30pm

Thursday - Saturday 4pm - 3am

Sunday Closed

Christmas Opening Times

27th - 29th November 4pm - 3am

4th - 6th December 4pm - 3am

11th - 13th December 4pm - 3am



  • Bottles of beer £2.50

  • Spirit & mixer £2.50

  • Glasses of wine £3.00

  • 2 cocktails for £10.00

  • Bottles of wine £12.00

  • Cocktail teapots £15.00

  • Bottles of prosecco £18.00


  • From 4pm - 9pm, Monday - Friday (Saturday is 2 for £10 cocktails and £15 Cocktail Teapots)


  • Bottles of beer £2.50

  • Spirit & mixer £2.50

  • Glasses of wine £3.00

  • 2 cocktails for £10.00

  • Bottles of wine £12.00

  • Cocktail teapots £15.00

  • Bottles of prosecco £18.00


  • From 4pm - 9pm, Monday - Friday (Saturday is 2 for £10 cocktails and £15 Cocktail Teapots)