Clapham

Hi, I'm Simmons Clapham. I'm not a player, but people like to play me (don't worry, I'm into it.) Well, my repertoire of old-school arcade games, that is. People say I have impeccable music taste, and I'd have to agree. My DJs play everything from throwback cheese to hip-hop to funk! People have a penchant for partying at mine until the early hours, and my happy hour is the best in SW4. No, seriously, I've won awards. People like that I'm located directly on Clapham High Street. Be warned though. A night at mine may go SOUTH.


Monday - Wednesday 4pm - 2am

Thursday - Saturday 4pm - 3am

Sunday 4pm - 1am

Special Opening Hours

July 22nd Closed



  • 2 For 1 on all Cocktails

  • Spirit & mixer £2.50

  • Bottles of beer £3.00

  • Glasses of wine £3.00

  • Double Spirit & Mixer £5.00

  • Bottles of wine £12.00

  • Cocktail teapots £15.00

  • Shot Bats £20.00

  • Bottles of prosecco £20.00


  • From 4pm - 9pm, Sunday - Friday | Every Saturday 4 - 9pm 2-for-1 on ALL Cocktails & £15 Cocktail Teapots


  • 2 For 1 on all Cocktails

  • Spirit & mixer £2.50

  • Bottles of beer £3.00

  • Glasses of wine £3.00

  • Double Spirit & Mixer £5.00

  • Bottles of wine £12.00

  • Cocktail teapots £15.00

  • Shot Bats £20.00

  • Bottles of prosecco £20.00


  • From 4pm - 9pm, Sunday - Friday | Every Saturday 4 - 9pm 2-for-1 on ALL Cocktails & £15 Cocktail Teapots