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Happy Hour

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm (3PM - 8PM IN SOHO)

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm

From 4pm — 9pm, SUNDAY-FRIDAY

Bottles of Beer £2.50

Glasses of Wine £3.00

Spirit & Mixer £2.50

2 Cocktails £10.00

Bottle of Wine £12.00

Cocktails Teapots £15.00

Bottles of Prosecco £18.00

From 4pm — 9pm, SATURDAY

2 Cocktails for £10.00

Cocktails Teapots £15.00


Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Simmons is...obviously....Gordon's Gin, Lemon Juice, Simple Sugar & Soda Water all combine to create one dazzling drink!

Long Island Iced Tea

Awwwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round to your grans for a nice cup of tea…Tea full of Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice & a bit of sugar.

Espresso Mar-tea-ni

It's bean said that this is the best cocktail in the world! Eristoff Vodka, Kahlua, and Coffee!

Strawberry Blonde

Let me be-gin by saying that this drink is berry berry nice, in fact I'll apples say I'm very im-presse-d. So-da ingredients are: Bosford Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse & Soda


Legend has it that Simmons makes the best Mojito in London, but that’s no big deal…is it? . Bacardi Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint, Sugar Syrup and a dash of Soda Water.

My Tie

A cleverly re-named cocktail for those who enjoy a fruity, totally tropical, punch-like drink, Double Rum, Apricot Puree, A dash of Passion fruit Syrup, some lovely Pineapple Juice!

Sex With a Lad

Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice & Orange Juice shaken and served long…long like a lad.

Gummy Bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Well it depends what its name is really! Vodka, Peach Schnapps, a topping of Apple Juice & Cranberry Juice


Tommy's Margarita £9.00

Get on your way to Margaritaville and search for your lost shaker of salt by drinking our delightful blend of Tequila, Fresh Lime & Agave Syrup.

Pornstar Martini £10.00

Melons, bangers, marrows, whoppers, baps and fried eggs are all quite cheeky little words for what? That’s right…things you can eat. Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liquer & Passionfruit Puree all shaken up and strained into a glass with a bubble shot of Prosecco on the side.

Zombie £12.00

A Simmons Zombie is basically Rum, with more Rum and then some extra Rum on top, Apricot Liquer, Cointreau, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Lime Juice, Grenadine and Wrey & Nephews Rum…Rum

Clover Club £9.00

This classic dates back to 1897 in Philadelphia when our great great uncle Phineas Simmons was teaching people of america how we do! Gordon's gin, Framboise, lemon juice and garnished with a lemon wheel.

Negroni £9.50

The Negroni cocktail is made of one part gin, one part Vermouth Ross and one part Campari, garnished with orange peel. It’s considered an Aperitif. It’s also highly delicious and you should buy one right now.

Pina Colada £9.50

if you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain... you'll order one... right now. Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Cream and a dash of Fresh Lime. Lovely.

Old Fashioned £10.00

Cold me old fashioned but I really do love a good bit of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, a dash of Bitters, a little bit of Sugar, a zesty Orange Peel and a cherry on top! (Ask your bartender for more whiskey options)

Juicebox £9.00

This drink is literally off the charts good, order it now, thanks a latte! Baileys, Coffee Liqueur, Frangelico, Fresh Cream with Toasted Marshmallows!

Tamagotchi £9.50

The only cocktail in the world you have to keep alive...feed it, bath it, and take it for a walk. Cointreu, Midori, Lemon Juice and garnished with a Tamagotchi you have to save!

Lavender Sour £10.00

Ever tried mixing some Whiskey, and Egg, some Lavender, a Lemon and some Sugar? Didn't think so! We have and it's delicious! Jamesons, Egg white, Sugar Syrup, Lemon Juice and Lavender Bitters.

Love Island Ice Tea £9.00

I'VE GOT A TEXT!!! This cocktail is 100% your type on paper with Gordons, Lanique Rose Petal Liquer, Lemon Juice, Lemonade, cranberry juice and garnished with love hearts! Loyal babes

Miami Vice £10.00

Imagine if a Strawberry Daiquiri and Pina Colada did the naughty. This would be their child, born and raised in the 80s. Malibu, Bacardi, Pineapple, lime juice, coco lopez, strawberry puree and garnished with a pineapple wheel

Disco Twist £9.00

You know you twist little Simmons, you know you twist so fine, come and twist a little closer now, and let me know that you're mine! Citrus Vodka, Disaronno, Peach Puree, Peach Schnapps and Pineapple Juice, served in a groovy little sling.

Paloma Picante £9.50

Paloma is a female given name, derived from Latin. Paloma Picante is a cocktail given name, derived from Simmons, it's also spicy AF. El Jimador Tequila, Fresh Pink Grapefruit juice, Agave Syrup, a squeeze of Lime and a dash of Tabasco.

Gin Balloon - Grapefruit and Rosemary £9.50

Bulldog gin (double measure), fever tree tonic, pink grapefruit syrup, garnished with a grapefruit wedge and a rosemary sprig

Gin Balloon - Strawberry & Juniper £10.00

Lashings of Bosford Pink Gin (double measure), fever tree tonic, garnished with Strawberries and Juniper Berries. Jolly Good

Gin Balloon - Pink Peppercorn & Tyhme £12.00

Everyone knows thyme is a healer! Sipsmith Gin (double measure), Fever Tree Aromatic Tonic, Pink Peppercorn Syrup, garnished with Thyme


G & Tea £23.00

(3-4 people sharing) Gin, Tonic Water, Fresh Lime

Sex with a Teapot £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Peach Puree, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice

Par-Tea-Pot £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Lemonade. (Jazz up your par-tea-pot with Grey Goose Vodka for an extra £5.00)

Long Island Iced Tea £27.00

(3-4 people sharing) Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon.

Cosmo-pot-ilan £25.00

(3 people sharing) Lemon Vodka, Cointreau, Cranberry Juice, Lime

A Punch in the Head £40.00

(4 people sharing) Bacardi Rum, Malibu, Disaronno, Pineapple juice, Orange Juice, Passionfruit Syrup & Fresh Lime

The Big Top £75.00

(6- 8 people sharing) Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Puree, Fresh Passionfruit and a whole bottle of Prosecco! It's basically Ron Jeremy in a hat,,,


Jager Bomb £5.00

Jagermeister, energy drink

Jackhammer £5.00

Jack Daniels & Amaretto

B-52 £5.00

Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau

The Jackson 5 £5.00

Jack Daniels & Gingerbread Syrup

Jammy Donut £5.00

Chambord Rasberry Liqueur, Baileys

Lemon Drop £5.00

Vodka, Cointreau, Lemon Juice

Patron XO Cafe £5.00

Tequila + Coffee = Good

Slippery Nipple £5.00

Luxardo Sambuca, Baileys, Grenadine

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