Drinks & Cocktails - Simmons Bar
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Happy Hour

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm (3pm-8pm in Soho Tottenham Court Road, Oxford Street & Piccadilly Circus)


Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm

From 4pm — 9pm, SUNDAY-FRIDAY

Bottles of Beer £2.50

Spirit and Mixer £2.50

Glasses of Wine £3.00

2 Cocktails for £10.00

Bottles of Wine £12.00

Cocktail Teapots £15.00

Bottles of Prosecco £18.00

From 4pm — 9pm, SATURDAY

2 Cocktails for £10.00

Cocktail Teapots £15.00

Mojito

I, I, I, I, love you from my head to moji-toes! Bacardi Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint, Sugar Syrup and a dash of Soda... It's a combination that's mint to be!

Lychee Mar-Tea-Ni

Lychee wally wally, Lychee bang bang! Gordon's Gin, Lemon Juice, Lychee Puree, Framboise Liqueur & Sugar Syrup! Served in a tea cup with a cute little rose bud.

Strawberry Blonde

Let me be-gin by saying that this drink is berry berry nice, in fact I'll appley say I'm very im-presse-d. So-da ingredients are: Beefeater Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse, Soda Water & a Haribo Strawb.

Amaretto Sour

Lost your zest? feeling a bit sour? Well Simmons has the answer, get the party tarted with Luxardo Amaretto, Lemon Juice & Sugar Syrup

Sex With a Lad

Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Orange Juice, shaken hard and served long…...long like a lad.

Gummy Bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Well it depends what its name is really... Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Midori, a topping of Apple Juice & Cranberry Juice, topped with Gummy Bear sweets!

My Tie

A cleverly re-named cocktail for those who enjoy a fruity, totally tropical, punch-like drink. Bacardi Rum, Apricot Puree, a dash of Passionfruit Syrup and some lovely Pineapple Juice!

Long Island Iced Tea

Awwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round your nan's for a nice cup of tea…Tea full of Eristoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Bacardi Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice & Sugar!

Cocktails


Cotton Candy Bellini £9.00

With Prosecco, Candy Floss Syrup, served with a fluffy candy floss cloud on top, it's as fluffy as a fluffy unicorn! we know we've seen one

Dutty Pine £9.50

Bend your back and lift your head up, Turn side way lift your leg up! Pack up mi gyal and Dutty Pine with us! Bacardi Coconut, Italicus Earl Grey liqueur, Pineapple Syrup & Pineapple Bitters

Watermelon Margarita £10.00

Mama I'm a Melon-aire, but I feel like the only one! Watermelon, Cazcabel Tequila, lime juice and Agave syrup, served with a lime wheel and a fresh mint sprig

Sugar Mama £9.50

How do you think we paid for all of the mirrorballs? Smirnoff Vodka, Bubblegum Syrup, Lemon Juice, Prosecco and a Fizzy Rainbow Candy Strip! Cougarlicious!

Miami Vice £10.00

Imagine if a Strawberry Daiquiri and Pina Colada did the naughty. This would be their child, born and raised in the 80s. Malibu, Bacardi, Pineapple, Lime Juice, Coco Lopez, Strawberry Puree and garnished with a Pineapple Wheel.

Disco Twist £9.50

You know you twist little Simmons, you know you twist so fine, come on and twist a little closer now, and let me know that you're mine! Absolut Citrus Vodka, Luxardo Amaretto, Apricot Puree, Peach Schnapps and Pineapple Juice, served in a groovy little sling.

Sexual Healing £9.50

Baby, I'm hot just like an oven and I need some lovin'. Frangelico, Strawberry Liqueur, Strawberry Puree, a squeeze of Milk and a dash of Cream garnished with a drizzle of Hershey's Chocolate Sauce.

Tommy's Margarita £9.50

Get on your way to Margaritaville and find your lost shaker of salt by drinking our delightful blend of El Jimador Tequila, Fresh Lime and Agave Syrup!

Pornstar Martini £10.00

Melons, bangers, marrows, whoppers, baps and fried eggs are all quite cheeky little words for what? That’s right…things you can eat. Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passoa Liqueur and Passion Fruit Syrup & Puree all shaken up and strained into a glass with a bubbly shot of Prosecco on the side.

Zombie £12.00

A Simmons Zombie is basically just Rum. Rum with more Rum, and then some extra Rum. Also a little bit of Cointreau, some Apricot Liqueur, some Pineapple Juice, some Orange Juice, a squeeze of Fresh Lime, a dash of Grenadine & some Wray & Nephew...Rum.

Negroni £10.00

The Negroni cocktail is made of one part Bombay Sapphire Gin, one part Martini Rosso and one part Campari, garnished with Orange Peel. It is considered an Apéritif. It is also considered highly delicious and you should buy one right now.

Pina Colada £9.50

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain... you'll order one... right now. Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Malibu, Pineapple Juice and Coconut Cream!

Old Fashioned £10.50

Call me old fashioned but I really do love a good bit of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, a dash of Bitters, a little bit of Sugar, a zesty Orange Peel and a cherry on top! (Ask your bartender for more whiskey options!)

Gin-dependant Women £10.00

Question: Tell me what you think about me? I'm delicious? Well Thank You! Bulldog Gin (double measure), Tonic, Grapefruit Syrup, garnished with a Rosemary Sprig.

Cherry Nice £10.50

We Love this cocktail Cherry much (that's a pun). Luxardo Cherry Liqueur, Absolut Raspberri, Lemon Juice & Sugar Syrup served with a Cherry Sweet. Cherrific! (also a pun)

Appletini £9.50

This cocktail will be the apple of your eye and you'll live appley ever after, if you buy it, which you shall. Apple Schnapps, Melon Liqueur, Apple Juice & Lemon Juice. Apple-solutley lovely

Sharers


Apple-Tea-Ni Pot £24.00

(3-4 people sharing) Apple Schnapps, Melon Liqueur, Apple Juice & Lemon Juice.

Sex With a Teapot £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice. Sexual!

Strawberry Pot £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Beefeater Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse & Soda.

Par-Tea-Pot £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Lemonade.

Long Island Iced Teapot £27.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Bacardi Rum, Gordon's Gin, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Gomme & Cola.

Cosmo Pot £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Absolut Citron, Cointreau, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice

Basic Beach £35.00

(3-4 people sharing) Gordon's Gin, Archers Peach Schnapps, Midori, Grenadine, Pineapple Juice, Lemon and Apple Juice, served in a bucket with cocktail umbrellas and a sparkler!

A Punch in the Head £40.00

(4 people sharing) Bacardi Rum, Malibu, Luxardo Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Passionfruit Syrup & Fresh Lime. Served in a skull, topped with lots of nice tropical fruits.

Tropic Like It's Hot £50.00

(6-8 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Malibu, Midori, Archers Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice, layered up in a fish bowl and served with Hawaiian flowers.

Shots

Jagerbomb £5.00

Jagermeister, Energy

Jackhammer £5.00

Jack Daniels, Amaretto

B-52 £5.00

Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau

Birthday Cake £5.00

Vodka, Frangelico, Gomme

Jam Donut £5.00

Chambord, Baileys

Lemon Drop £5.00

Vodka, Cointreau, Lemon Juice

Patron XO £5.00

Patron XO Cafe

Agwa Bomb £5.00

Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur

Fireball £5.00

Cinnamon Whiskey

Reverse Cowboy £5.00

Butterscotch Schnapps, Baileys

Blowjob £5.00

Amaretto, Baileys, Squirty Cream

Bubblegum £5.00

Baileys, Banana Liqueur, Blue Curacao

£500
Bar Tab
Happy Hour
All Night
Free Cocktail
Teapot
Bottle of
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Tropic Like
It's Hot Sharer
£25
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£10
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£30
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