Simmons Cocktail Menu and Happy Hour Line Up Simmons Cocktail Menu and Happy Hour Line Up Simmons Cocktail Menu and Happy Hour Line Up

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Happy Hour

HAPPY HOUR ALL Cocktails 2-for-1, from 4pm—9pm (3pm-8pm in West End Venues)

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm

From 4pm — 9pm, SUNDAY-FRIDAY

3pm-8pm in West End Venues

2 For 1 on all Cocktails

Spirit and Mixer £2.50

Bottles of Beer £3.00

Glasses of Wine £3.00

Double Spirit & Mixer £5.00

Bottles of Wine £12.00

Cocktail Teapots £15.00

Shot Bats (6 Shots) £20.00

Bottles of Prosecco £20.00

From 4pm — 9pm, SATURDAY

2 For 1 on all Cocktails

Cocktail Teapots £15.00

Sex With a Lad 9.50

Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice & Orange Juice. Shaken HARD and served LONG.....LONG like a lad.

Espresso Martini 10.50

Ketel One Vodka, Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, Sugar Syrup, Fresh Coffee. It's bean said this is the best cocktail in the world.

Pornstar Martini 11.00

Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruitsyrup & Passionfruit Puree with a shot of Prosecco. Melons, bangers, whoppers and baps are all a cheeky words for what? That's right....Things you can eat!

V.P.L 10.50

Absolut Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit Puree, Vanilla Syrup, Lemonade & White Chocolate Snowies. Try coming up with a joke about a's a thong process!

Woo Woo 9.20

Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps topped with Cranberry Juice.So good they named it twice! Woop woooop!

Gummy Bear 10.00

Smirnoff Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Apple, Cranberry Juice, & Gummy Bears! What do you call a bear with no teeth? It depends what it's name is.

Lychee Mar-Tea-Ni 10.00

Gordon's Gin, Lemon Juice, Lychee Juice, Raspberry Liqueur & Sugar Syrup! Served in a tea cup with a cute little rose bud! Lychee wally wally, lychee bang bang!

Garden Fizz 10.80

Beefeater Pink Gin, Cucumber, Lemon Juice, Elderflower Syrup & Soda Water. You don’t even gnome me, you say that I’m not digging riiiight!

Strawberry Moon 11.00

Bombay Sapphire Gin, Cointreau, Strawberry Liqueur & Puree, Lemon Juice, Soda, Sugar Syrup, Mint, Absinthe Spray & a Strawberry Belt! How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

Negroni 11.20

Tanqueray Gin, (Upgrade to Tanqueray 10 for + £2), Martini Rosso & Campari. One part of each = three parts of delicious. Garnished with a lil’ orange peel!

Singapore Swing 11.50

Hoxton Tropical Gin, Beefeater Pink Gin, Triple Sec, Luxardo Cherry Liqueur, Sugar Syrup, Lemon Juice, Pineapple Juice & Orange Bitters. I think it was a mistake to go to that swingers party last night…I don’t know what came over me…

What-a-Melon 10.50

Gordon’s Gin, Melon Liqueur, Strawberry Puree, Watermelon Syrup, Apple Juice, Lime Juice & Lemonade. Garnished with a watermelon sweet. A “One in a melon” creation from our very own world class mixologist Robyn!

Strawberry Daiquiri 9.80

Captain Morgan’s White Rum, Strawberry Liqueur, Lemon Juice & Strawberry Syrup! How do you fix a strawberry? With a strawberry patch…

Mojito 10.50

Captain Morgan’s White Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint, Sugar Syrup & a Dash of Soda. I, I, I, I, love you from my head to Moji-toes…trust me…it’s mint!

Zombie 14.50

Havana 3 Year Rum, Bacardi Spiced Rum, Cointreau, Apricot Brandy, Guava, Pineapple, Orange & Lime Juice, Grenadine, Wray & Nephew Overproof Rum & an Absinthe Spray. Dead strong, dead good.

Dry Daiquiri 10.8

Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Aperol Bitter Aperitif, Lime Juice, Sugar Syrup. Don’t dry this at home, only at Simmons.

Whiskey Business 10.2

Jim Beam Bourbon, Raspberry Liqueur, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice & Grenadine. We thought about starting a bourbon distillery but decided it was way too whiskey, instead we created this drink.

Peach Julep 10.5

Jim Beam Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, Mint Sprigs & Sugar Syrup. Peach for the staaaars! Climb every Julep higher, peach for the staaarrs, follow your heart’s desire…and order this.

Penicillin 11.5

Famous Grouse Whiskey, (upgrade to Toki for £4), Ginger Syrup, Agave, Lemon Juice & Laphroaig spray. A miracle of modern medicine! Treats all your ailments! Buy now from your friendly local Simmons!

Cherry Manhattan 11.00

Buffalo Trace Whiskey, Sweet Vermouth, Luxardo Cherry Liqueur & Angostura Bitters. Fun Facts: This drink was created by Winston Churchill’s mother and the whole of Manhattan was originally purchased for just £24!

Old Fashioned 11.00

Buffalo Trace Bourbon, (Upgrade to Sazerac Rye for £4), a Dash of Bitters, Sugar Syrup and a zesty orange peel! Call me Old Fashioned but I really do love a good bit of Bourbon.

Tommy's Margarita 10.80

El Jimador Tequila, Fresh Lime & Agave Syrup! Get on your way to Margaritaville and find your lost shaker of salt by drinking this drink.

Tequila Sunrise 9.5

Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Orange Juice & Strawberry Syrup. Wakey, wakey, rise and lime, drink this drink and you’ll feel fine!

Watermelon Paloma 11.00

El Jimador Tequila, Ojo De Dios Mezcal, Lime Juice, Lemon Juice, Watermelon Syrup & Grapefruit Soda. Lovely, Dovely!

Guava Mama 11.00

El Jimador Tequila, Velvet Falernum, Triple Sec, Guava Juice, Lime Juice & Watermelon Syrup! Hey mama, it’s the guava that makes you move, mama!

Paloma Cerveza 11.00

Patron Tequila, Lime Juice, Pink Grapefruit, Salt & a Topping of Beer. Raise a cerveza and drink with your face-a!

Long Island Iced Tea 10.80

Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon’s Gin, Captain Morgan’s White Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Diet Cola, Lemon Juice & Sugar Syrup. Awwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round your nan’s for a nice cup of tea…tea full of booze.

Courvossi-bop 10.50

Courvoisier Brandy, Apricot Brandy, Apple Juice, Lime Juice, Strawberry Syrup & a Strawberry Belt! Created by Nathaniel…he don’t dab, her just Vossi Bops.

Bakewell Tart 10.50

Luxardo Amaretto, Almond Syrup, Raspberry Liqueur, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice & a Cherry on Top. Simmons: Exceedingly Good Drinks. Created by Ciaran.

Aperol Spritz 10.80

Aperol Bitter Aperitif (Double Measure), Prosecco & Soda Water. They see me Aperollin’, they hatin’, they dryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty…

Amaretto Sour 9.50

Luxardo Amaretto, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Orange Bitters. “Hey! Sour you doing today?” “Going good, but about to get bitter!”

Spiced Painkiller 11.50

Bacardi Spiced Rum, Coconut Syrup, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice & Nutmeg. Bad medical puns are hard to stomach, but this drink’s delicious.


Grapefruit Sour £9.00

Everleaf Marine Non-Alcoholic Aperitif, Pink Grapefruit Syrup, Lemon Juice & a Pinch of Salt

Tina Colada 6.50

Pineapple Juice, Coconut Syrup & Fresh Lime

Tiki Mojito £6.50

Mint, Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Almond Syrup & Ginger Ale!

Dry Hump on the Beach 6.50

Pineapple Juice, Passionfruit Puree with a dash of Passionfruit Syrup.

Water-Melona 8.00

Watermelon Syrup, Lime Juice & Grapefruit Soda

Spring Ting 9.00

Everleaf Marine Non-Alcoholic Apertif, Cucumber, Lemon Juice & Elderflower Syrup


Sex With a Teapot £27.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice.

Long Island Iced Teapot £29.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Diet Cola.

Tequila Sunspot £27.00

(3-4 people sharing) Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Orange Juice & Strawberry Syrup

V.P.L. Teapot £28.00

(3-4 People Sharing) Absolut Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit Puree, Vanilla Syrup, topped up with Lemonade.

Guava Mama Pot 29.00

(3-4 People Sharing) El Jimador Tequila, Velvet Falernum, Triple Sec, Watermelon Syrup, Guava & Lime Juice

Electric Iced Teapot £30.00

(3-4 People Sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Captain Morgan's White Rum, Triple Sec, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Melon Liqueur, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Lemonade.

A Punch in the Head £48.00

(4 people sharing) Captain Morgan's White Rum, Malibu, Luxardo Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice & Fresh Lime. Served in a skull, topped with lots of nice tropical fruits.

Ponrstar Tea Kettle £75

(8 People Sharing) Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit Puree, Passionfruit Syrup & a Whole Bottle of Prosecco!


Brain Hemorrhage £5.50

Peach Schnapps, Baileys, Grenadine

Kiss From a Rose £5.50

Tequila Rose, Kahlua

B-52 £5.50

Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau

Baby Guinness £5.50

Kahlua, Baileys

Jam Donut £5.50

Creme De Mure, Baileys

B-55 £5.50

Kahlua, Baileys, Absinthe

Birthday Blowjob £5.50

Tequila Rose, Squirty Cream

Reverse Cowboy £5.50

Butterscotch Schnapps, Baileys

Blowjob £5.50

Amaretto, Baileys, Squirty Cream

Mud Slide £5.50

Mozart Chocolate & Stole Salted Caramel

Pornstar Bomb £5.80

Passionfruit Liqueur, Prosecco

Skittle Bomb £5.80

Triple Sec, Energy Drink

JagerBomb £5.80

Jagermeister, Energy Drink