Our Drinks

Cocktails, Dreams & Disco

Happy Hour

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm (3PM - 8PM IN SOHO & TEMPLE)

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm

From 4pm — 9pm, SUNDAY-FRIDAY

Bottles of Beer £2.50

Glasses of Wine £3.00

Spirit & Mixer £2.50

2 Cocktails £10.00

Bottle of Wine £12.00

Cocktails Teapots £15.00

Bottles of Prosecco £18.00

From 4pm — 9pm, SATURDAY

2 Cocktails for £10.00

Cocktails Teapots £15.00


Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Simmons is...obviously....Gordon's Gin, Lemon Juice, Simple Sugar & Soda Water all combine to create one dazzling drink!

Long Island Iced Tea

Awwwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round to your grans for a nice cup of tea…Tea full of Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice & a bit of sugar.

Espresso Mar-tea-ni

It's bean said that this is the best cocktail in the world! Eristoff Vodka, Kahlua, and Coffee!


The best medication for your ailments! Dark Rum, Coconut Cream, Pineapple Juice, and a dusting of Nutmeg. Trust me, I'm a doctor.


Legend has it that Simmons makes the best Mojito in London, but that’s no big deal…is it? . Bacardi Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint, Sugar Syrup and a dash of Soda Water.

My Tie

A cleverly re-named cocktail for those who enjoy a fruity, totally tropical, punch-like drink, Double Rum, Apricot Puree, A dash of Passion fruit Syrup, some lovely Pineapple Juice!

Sex With a Lad

Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice & Orange Juice shaken and served long…long like a lad.

Gummy Bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Well it depends what its name is really! Vodka, Peach Schnapps, a topping of Apple Juice & Cranberry Juice


Espresso Poptini £9.50

Best cocktail in the world just got better! Vodka, Kahlua, Fresh Espresso, a dash of Popcorn Syrup, a couple of Coffee Beans and a little bag of Popcorn. Boom

Pornstar Martini £10.00

Melons, bangers, marrows, whoppers, baps and fried eggs are all quite cheeky little words for what? That’s right…things you can eat. Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liquer & Passionfruit Puree all shaken up and strained into a glass with a bubble shot of Prosecco on the side.

The Lavender Sour £9.50

Ever tried mixing some Whiskey, and Egg, some Lavender, a Lemon and some Sugar? Didn't think so! We have and it's delicious! Jamesons, Egg white, Sugar Syrup, Lemon Juice and Lavender Bitters.

Tommy's Margarita £9.00

Get on your way to Margaritaville and search for your lost shaker of salt by drinking our delightful blend of Tequila, Fresh Lime & Agave Syrup.

Old Fashioned £10.00

Cold me old fashioned but I really do love a good bit of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, a dash of Bitters, a little bit of Sugar, a zesty Orange Peel and a cherry on top! (Ask your bartender for more whiskey options)

Strawberry Blonde £9.00

Let me be-gin by saying that this drink is berry berry nice, in fact I'll apples say I'm very im-presse-d. So-da ingredients are: Bosford Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse & Soda

The Choco-Latte £9.00

This drink is literally off the charts good, order it now, thanks a latte! Baileys, Coffee Liqueur, Frangelico, Fresh Cream with Toasted Marshmallows!

Koko Pops £12.00

(For 2 to share... or 1 if you're 'ard) Everyone knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not have it at night? Bacardi White Rum, Coconut Liqueur, White Cacao & Half 'n' half, served in a bowl with a cereal top.

Shakey Pete's Homebrew £9.50

A hoemgrown classic straight out of Shakey Pete's locker, frosty, frothy and oh so satisfying! Gordon's Gin, Ginger Syrup, and Lemon Juice with a crisp Lager top!

Disco Twist £9.00

You know you twist little Simmons, you know you twist so fine, come and twist a little closer now, and let me know that you're mine! Citrus Vodka, Disaronno, Peach Puree, Peach Schnapps and Pineapple Juice, served in a groovy little sling.

Muffin Top £9.50

What could possibly be better than a nice tasty muffin top to wrap your lips around? Especially ones with Vanilla Vodka, Gingerbread Syrup, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice and a little bit of Blueberry Jam.

Pina Colada £9.00

if you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain... you'll order one... right now. Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Cream and a dash of Fresh Lime. Lovely.

June Bug £9.00

Junebug junebug junebug junebug junebug junebug junebug junebug junebug junebuuuuuuuuuuug! Bacardi Rum, Melon Liqueur, Banana Liqueur, Lemon Juice & Pineapple Juice!

Zombie £12.00

A Simmons Zombie is basically Rum, with more Rum and then some extra Rum on top, Apricot Liquer, Cointreau, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Lime Juice, Grenadine and Wrey & Nephews Rum…Rum

Negroni £9.00

The Negroni cocktail is made of one part gin, one part Vermouth Ross and one part Campari, garnished with orange peel. It’s considered an Aperitif. It’s also highly delicious and you should buy one right now.

Paloma Picante £9.50

Paloma is a female given name, derived from Latin. Paloma Picante is a cocktail given name, derived from Simmons, it's also spicy AF. El Jimador Tequila, Fresh Pink Grapefruit juice, Agave Syrup, a squeeze of Lime and a dash of Tabasco.

Boo-na-na £9.50

You'll go absolutely bananas about this cocktail because it's flavour is really a-peeling, don't slip up and buy anything else. El Jimador tequila, Banana Liqueur, Fresh Banana, Fresh Lime Juice and Sugar Syrup.


G & Tea £20.00

(3-4 people sharing) Gin, Tonic Water, Fresh Lime

Sex with a Teapot £20.00

(3-4 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Peach Puree, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice

Par-Tea-Pot £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Lemonade. (Jazz up your par-tea-pot with Grey Goose Vodka for an extra £5.00)

Long Island Iced Tea £25.00

(3-4 people sharing) Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon.

Cosmo-pot-ilan £25.00

(3 people sharing) Lemon Vodka, Cointreau, Cranberry Juice, Lime

A Punch in the Head £25.00

(4 people sharing) Bacardi Rum, Malibu, Disaronno, Pineapple juice, Orange Juice, Passionfruit Syrup & Fresh Lime

The Big Top £75.00

(6- 8 people sharing) Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Puree, Fresh Passionfruit and a whole bottle of Prosecco! It's basically Ron Jeremy in a hat,,,


Jager Bomb £5.00

Jagermeister, energy drink

Jackhammer £5.00

Jack Daniels & Amaretto

B-52 £5.00

Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau

The Jackson 5 £5.00

Jack Daniels & Gingerbread Syrup

Jammy Donut £5.00

Chambord Rasberry Liqueur, Baileys

Lemon Drop £5.00

Vodka, Cointreau, Lemon Juice

Patron XO Cafe £5.00

Tequila + Coffee = Good

Slippery Nipple £5.00

Luxardo Sambuca, Baileys, Grenadine