Our Drinks

Cocktails, Dreams & Disco

Happy Hour

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm (3pm-8pm in West End Venues)

Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details

HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm

From 4pm — 9pm, SUNDAY-FRIDAY

3pm-8pm in West End Venues

Bottles of Beer £2.50

Spirit and Mixer £2.50

Glasses of Wine £3.00

Double Spirit & Mixer £5.00

2 Cocktails for £10.00

Bottles of Wine £12.00

Cocktail Teapots £15.00

Bottles of Prosecco £18.00

From 4pm — 9pm, SATURDAY

2 Cocktails for £10.00

Cocktail Teapots £15.00


I, I, I, I, love you from my head to moji-toes! Captain Morgan White Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint, Sugar Syrup and a dash of Soda... It's a combination that's mint to be!

Lychee Mar-Tea-Ni

Lychee wally wally, Lychee bang bang! Gordon's Gin, Lemon Juice, Lychee Juice, Raspberry Liqueur & Sugar Syrup! Served in a tea cup with a cute little rose bud.


Try coming up with a joke about a V.P.L, It's a thong process. Smirnoff vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit puree, Vanilla Syrup, topped up with Lemonade.

Whisky Business

We thought about starting a bourbon distillery but we decided it was way too Whisky, instead we created this drinks: Jim Beam, Framboise Liqueur, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice & Grenadine.

Spicy Margarita

Every boy and every girl, SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! People of the world, SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! El Jimador Tequila, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime & Green Jalapeño & Red Pepper Syrup.

Sex With a Lad

Smirnoff Vodka, Archers Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Orange Juice, shaken hard and served long…...long like a lad.

Strawberry Daiquiri

How do you fix a Strawberry? With a Strawberry Patch... that wasn't berry good was it? Sorry :( Captain Morgan White Rum, Strawberry Liqueur, Lemon Juice & some delicious Strawberry Syrup.

Midnight Margarita

Gimme Gimme Gimme a Margs after midnight! El Jimador Silver Tequila, Triple Sec, Fresh Lime Juice, Blue Curacao & Sugar Syrup.

Long Island Iced Tea

Awwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round your nan's for a nice cup of tea…Tea full of Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Captain Morgans White Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice & Sugar!

Gummy Bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Well it depends what it's name is... Smirnoff Vodka, Midori, Peach Schnapps, Apple & Cranberry Juice.


Tommy's Margarita £10.50

Get on your way to Margaritaville and find your lost shaker of salt by drinking our delightful blend of El Jimador Tequila, Fresh Lime and Agave Syrup!

Espresso Martini £10.40

It's bean said that this is the BEST cocktail in the world. Smirnoff Vodka, Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, a dash of Sugar Syrup & Fresh Coffee.

Old Fashioned £11.00

Call me old fashioned but I really do love a good bit of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, a dash of Bitters, a little bit of Sugar, a zesty Orange Peel and a cherry on top! (Ask your bartender for more whiskey options!)

Pina Colada £10.40

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain... you'll order one... right now. Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Malibu, Pineapple Juice and Coco Lopez!

Pornstar Martini £11.00

Melons, bangers, marrows, whoppers, baps and fried eggs are all quite cheeky little words for what? That’s right…things you can eat. Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passion Fruit Liqueur and Passion Fruit Syrup & Puree all shaken up and strained into a glass with a bubbly shot of Prosecco on the side.

Zombie £12.50

A Simmons Zombie is basically just Rum. Rum with more Rum, and then some extra Rum. Also a little bit of Cointreau, some Apricot Brandy, some Pineapple Juice, some Orange Juice, a squeeze of Fresh Lime, a dash of Grenadine & some Wray & Nephew...Rum.

Negroni £11.00

The Negroni cocktail is made of one part Bombay Sapphire Gin, one part Martini Rosso and one part Campari, garnished with Orange Peel. It is considered an Apéritif. It is also considered highly delicious and you should buy one right now.

Singapore Swing £11.00

I think it was a mistake to go to that swingers in the dark party last night...I don't know what came over me... Hoxton Tropical Gin, Beefeater Pink Gin, Triple Sec, Luxardo Cherry Liqueur, Tan Spiced Pineapple, Sugar Syrup, Pineapple Juice & Orange Bitters

Watermelon Paloma £10.80

What a Dovely little Cocktail (Palmoma is Spanish for Dove), El Jimador Tequila, Ojo De Dios Mezcal, Lime & Lemon Juice, Watermelon Syrup & Grapefruit Soda. Lovely Dovely!

The Bakewell Tart £10.50

Simmons: Exceedingly good drinks, curated by our in-house cocktail hero Ciaran Whitwell, Luxardo Ameratto, Almond syrup, Frambois Liqueur, Cranberry Juice & Lemon Juice

The Tiki King £17.00

WARNING: Not for the faint hearted! Bacardi White Rum, Plantation OG Dark Rum, Cointreau, Velvet Falernum, Creme De Banane, Absinthe, Pineapple Juice, Fresh Lime and Wray & Nephews Overproof Rum!

Cherry Manhattan £11.00

Sweet as a Manhattan skyline, Buffalo Trace Whisky, Sweet Vermouth, Luxardo Cherry, Chocolate Bitters

Caramel Mocha-Tini £10.50

Picture it: Fireplace, marshmallows, Slippers and a Caramel Mocha-tini at Simmons.The Perfect winter scene. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Mozart Chocolate Liqueur, Vanilla Syrup, Coffee Topped with Marshmallows.


Virgin Pornstar £6.00

Sounds V. suspicious... Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Passionfruit Puree, Vanilla Syrup & a Shot of Apple Juice and Lemonade

Dry Hump On The Beach £6.00

A sexed down version of a timeless classic! Pineapple Juice, Passionfruit Puree with a dash of passion fruit syrup!

Berry Cooler £6.00

Berry Cooler, Sweet Delight, sipped under the sun so bright, Lime Wedges, Lemon Wedges, Strawberry Syrup and Lemonade

Tiki Mojino £6.00

It's mint to be... Mint, Lime juice, Pineapple Juice, Almond Syrup and Ginger Ale!

Tina Colada £6.00

Simply the Best! Better than all the rest, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Syrup, & Fresh Lime!

Water-Melona £6.00

Damn this ting good, Watermelon Syrup, Lime Juice and Grapefruit Soda.


Sex With a Teapot £27.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Archers Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice. Sexual!

Long Island Iced Teapot £29.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Bacardi Rum, Gordon's Gin, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Gomme & Cola.

Par-Tea-Pot £27.00

(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Lemonade.

Cosmo-Pot £27.00

(3-4 people sharing) Absolut Citron, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice

V.P.L. Teapot £28.00

(3-4 People Sharing) Smirnoff vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit puree, Vanilla Syrup, topped up with Lemonade.

Whisky Business Teapot £28.00

(3-4 People Sharing) Jim Beam, Framboise Liqueur, Cranberry Juice, Lemon Juice & Grenadine.

A Punch in the Head £45.00

(4 people sharing) Captain Morgan White Rum, Malibu, Luxardo Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Passionfruit Syrup & Fresh Lime. Served in a skull, topped with lots of nice tropical fruits.

Ponrstar Tea Kettle £75

(8 People Sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Passionfruit Puree, Passionfruit Syrup & a whole bottle of Prosecco!


Brain Hemorrhage £5.50

Peach Schnapps, Baileys, Grenadine

Kiss From a Rose £5.50

Tequila Rose, Kahlua

B-52 £5.50

Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau

Baby Guinness £5.50

Kahlua, Baileys

Jam Donut £5.50

Creme De Mure, Baileys

B-55 £5.50

Kahlua, Baileys, Absinthe

Birthday Blowjob £5.50

Tequila Rose, Squirty Cream

Reverse Cowboy £5.50

Butterscotch Schnapps, Baileys

Blowjob £5.50

Amaretto, Baileys, Squirty Cream

Mud Slide £5.50

Mozart Chocolate & Stole Salted Caramel

Pornstar Bomb £5.80

Passionfruit Liqueur, Prosecco

Skittle Bomb £5.80

Triple Sec, Energy Drink

JagerBomb £5.80

Jagermeister, Energy Drink