Happy Hour
Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details
HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm (3pm-8pm in Soho Tottenham Court Road, Oxford Street & Piccadilly Circus)
Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details
HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm
From 4pm — 9pm, SUNDAY-FRIDAY
Bottles of Beer £2.50
Spirit and Mixer £2.50
Glasses of Wine £3.00
2 Cocktails for £10.00
Bottles of Wine £12.00
Cocktail Teapots £15.00
Bottles of Prosecco £18.00
From 4pm — 9pm, SATURDAY
2 Cocktails for £10.00
Cocktail Teapots £15.00
Mojito
I, I, I, I, love you from my head to moji-toes! Bacardi White Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint, Sugar Syrup and a dash of Soda... It's a combination that's mint to be!
Lychee Mar-Tea-Ni
Lychee wally wally, Lychee bang bang! Gordon's Gin, Lemon Juice, Lychee Juice, Raspberry Liqueur & Sugar Syrup! Served in a tea cup with a cute little rose bud.
Strawberry Blonde
Let me be-gin by saying that this drink is berry berry nice, in fact I'll appley say I'm very im-presse-d. So-da ingredients are: Beefeater Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse & Soda Water
Apricot Iced Tea
Apricots have been around for over 4000 years. Around the same amount of time it took us to decide what to write here.... Gordon's Sloe Gin, Apricot Brandy, Lime Juice topped up with a dash of Lemonade.
Dark and Stormy
What does a cloud wear under its clothes? THUNDERWEAR! Wet your whistle with Dark Rum, Old Jamaican Ginger Beer, Lime Juice & Bitters
Sex With a Lad
Smirnoff Vodka, Archers Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Orange Juice, shaken hard and served long…...long like a lad.
Strawberry Daiquiri
How do you fix a Strawberry? With a Strawberry Patch... that wasn't berry good was it? Sorry :( Bacardi White Rum, Strawberry Liqueur, Lemon Juice & some delicious Strawberry Syrup.
My Tie
A cleverly re-named cocktail for those who enjoy a fruity, totally tropical, punch-like drink. Bacardi Rum, Dark Rum, Apricot Puree, a dash of Passionfruit Syrup and some lovely Pineapple Juice!
Long Island Iced Tea
Awwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round your nan's for a nice cup of tea…Tea full of Smirnoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Bacardi Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice & Sugar!
French Mar-Tea-Ni
Voulez-Vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? No? Ok :( This fruity classic is sure to give you that extra va-va-voom you need. Smirnoff Vodka, Creme de Mure & Pineapple Juice.
Cocktails
Bees Knees £10.00
What do you call a Bee that lives in America? a USB. LOL. Anyway, this drink is an UN-BEE-LIEVABLE Combination of Cazcabel Honey Tequila. a Squeeze of Lemon, a dash of Sugar Syrup. Show me the HONEY!
Dutty Pine £9.80
Bend your back and lift your head up, Turn side way lift your leg up! Pack up mi gyal and Dutty Pine with us! Bacardi Coconut, Italicus Bergamot liqueur, Pineapple Syrup & Pineapple Bitters
Jay-Two-Oh £10.00
Created by our very own Simmons Bartender Macy Callenderi, Malfy Blood Orange Gin, Archers Orange Juice, Passion Fruit Syrup and a Lemonade Top
Chihuahua Sour £10.50
A Mexican twist on a New York classic. Cazcabel Blanco, Archers, Lime Juice, Agave Syrup and a Red Wine float! Andale, Andale!
Miami Vice £10.50
Imagine if a Strawberry Daiquiri and Pina Colada did the naughty. This would be their child, born and raised in the 80s. Malibu, Bacardi White Rum, Pineapple, Lime Juice, Coco Lopez, Strawberry Puree.
Disco Twist £10.00
You know you twist little Simmons, you know you twist so fine, come on and twist a little closer now, and let me know that you're mine! Absolut Citrus Vodka, Luxardo Amaretto, Apricot Puree, Archers Peach Schnapps and Pineapple Juice, served in a groovy little sling.
Espresso Martini £9.80
It's bean said that this is the BEST cocktail in the world. Smirnoff Vodka, Kahlua Coffee Liqueur, a dash of Sugar Syrup & Fresh Coffee.
Tommy's Margarita £9.80
Get on your way to Margaritaville and find your lost shaker of salt by drinking our delightful blend of Cazcabel Tequila, Fresh Lime and Agave Syrup!
Pornstar Martini £10.00
Melons, bangers, marrows, whoppers, baps and fried eggs are all quite cheeky little words for what? That’s right…things you can eat. Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passoa Fruit Liqueur and Passion Fruit Syrup & Puree all shaken up and strained into a glass with a bubbly shot of Prosecco on the side.
Zombie £12.00
A Simmons Zombie is basically just Rum. Rum with more Rum, and then some extra Rum. Also a little bit of Cointreau, some Apricot Brandy, some Pineapple Juice, some Orange Juice, a squeeze of Fresh Lime, a dash of Grenadine & some Wray & Nephew...Rum.
Negroni £10.50
The Negroni cocktail is made of one part Bombay Sapphire Gin, one part Martini Rosso and one part Campari, garnished with Orange Peel. It is considered an Apéritif. It is also considered highly delicious and you should buy one right now.
Pina Colada £9.80
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain... you'll order one... right now. Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Malibu, Pineapple Juice and Coco Lopez!
Old Fashioned £10.50
Call me old fashioned but I really do love a good bit of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, a dash of Bitters, a little bit of Sugar, a zesty Orange Peel and a cherry on top! (Ask your bartender for more whiskey options!)
Aperol Spritz £9.80
They see me Aperol'lin, they hating, controlling and tryna catch me ridin' dirty! Go Buy One. Just for Spritz & Giggles. Aperol, Prosecco & Soda!
Peaches & Dreams £10.00
Created by our very own Simmons Bartender, Tanika Whittaker, Archers, Passion Fruit Liqueur, Orange Juice and a dash of Lime Juice, served with a peach ring sweet!
Appletini £9.50
This cocktail will be the apple of your eye and you'll live appley ever after, if you buy it, which you shall. Apple Schnapps, Midori, Apple Juice & Lemon Juice. Apple-solutley lovely
Spring Punch £9.80
This drink is guaranteed to put a spring in your step so bounce on over to the bar, before the spring has sprung! Smirnoff Vodka, Raspberry Liqueur, Lemon Juice & Prosecco.
Sharers
Sex With a Teapot £26.00
(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Archers Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice. Sexual!
Strawberry Pot £26.00
(3-4 people sharing) Beefeater Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse & Soda.
Long Island Iced Teapot £28.00
(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Bacardi Rum, Gordon's Gin, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Gomme & Cola.
Par-Tea-Pot £26.00
(3-4 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Lemonade.
Cosmo Pot £26.00
(3-4 people sharing) Absolut Citron, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice
Apple-Tea-Ni Pot £25.00
(3-4 people sharing) Apple Schnapps, Midori, Apple Juice.
Red Wine Sangria £40.00
(4 people sharing) Red Wine, Courvoisier, Creme de Mure, Orange Juice, Vanilla Syrup and Lemon Juice. Served in a Skull with a nice Orangey Garnish.
A Punch in the Head £45.00
(4 people sharing) Bacardi Rum, Malibu, Luxardo Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Passionfruit Syrup & Fresh Lime. Served in a skull, topped with lots of nice tropical fruits.
Long Island Iced Tea Kettle £45.00
(6-8 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Barcadi Rum, Gordon's Gin, Jose Cuervo Tequila Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Cola.
Sex with a Tea Kettle £45.00
(6-8 people sharing) Smirnoff Vodka, Archers, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice.
Shots
Jagerbomb £5.50
Jagermeister, Energy
After Eight £5.50
Kahlua, Baileys, Creme de Menthe.
B-52 £5.50
Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau
Baby Guinness £5.50
Kahlua, Baileys
Jam Donut £5.50
Creme De Mure, Baileys
Skittle Bomb £5.50
Triple Sec, Energy Drink
B-55 £5.50
Kahlua, Baileys, Absinthe
Agwa Bomb £5.50
Agwa, Energy Drink
Springbok £5.50
Creme de Menthe, Baileys.
Reverse Cowboy £5.50
Butterscotch Schnapps, Baileys
Blowjob £5.50
Amaretto, Baileys, Squirty Cream
Peanut Boi £5.50
Peanut Butter Whiskey, Squirty Cream
