Happy Hour
Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details
HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm (3pm-8pm in Soho, Oxford Street & Piccadilly Circus)
Please note: NOT all products are included in happy hour so please ask at the bar for more details
HAPPY HOUR COCKTAILS - 2 of the same cocktails for £10, from 4pm—9pm
From 4pm — 9pm, SUNDAY-FRIDAY
Bottles of Beer £2.50
Spirit and Mixer £2.50
Glasses of Wine £3.00
2 Cocktails for £10.00
Bottles of Wine £12.00
Cocktail Teapots £15.00
Bottles of Prosecco £18.00
From 4pm — 9pm, SATURDAY
2 Cocktails for £10.00
Cocktail Teapots £15.00
Mojito
I, I, I, I, love you from my head to moji-toes! Bacardi Rum, Fresh Lime, Mint, Sugar Syrup and a dash of Soda... It's a combination that's mint to be!
Lychee Mar-Tea-Ni
Lychee wally wally, Lychee bang bang! Gordon's Gin, Lemon Juice, Lychee Puree, Framboise Liqueur & Sugar Syrup! Served in a tea cup with a cute little rose bud.
Strawberry Blonde
Let me be-gin by saying that this drink is berry berry nice, in fact I'll appley say I'm very im-presse-d. So-da ingredients are: Bosford Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse, Soda Water & a Haribo Strawb.
Espresso Martini
It's bean said that this is the best cocktail in the world! Eristoff Vodka, Kahlua & Coffee!
Sex With a Lad
Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Orange Juice, shaken hard and served long…...long like a lad.
Gummy Bear
What do you call a bear with no teeth? Well it depends what its name is really... Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, a topping of Apple Juice & Cranberry Juice, topped with Gummy Bear sweets!
My Tie
A cleverly re-named cocktail for those who enjoy a fruity, totally tropical, punch-like drink. Bacardi Rum, Apricot Puree, a dash of Passion fruit Syrup and some lovely Pineapple Juice!
Long Island Iced Tea
Awwww, this reminds us of Sunday afternoons, going round your nan's for a nice cup of tea…Tea full of Eristoff Vodka, Gordon's Gin, Bacardi Rum, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice & Sugar!
Cocktails
Secretaries Ruin £9.50
Activate your out of office, slip into something more comfortable and slide yourself into one of these! Gordon's Gin, Framboise Syrup & Lemon Juice.
Breakfast Jar-Tea-Ni £9.50
A wise bear always keeps a marmalade martini in his hat in case of emergency. Eristoff Vodka, Orange Marmalade, Lemon Juice, Ginger Ale & Sugar Syrup, served in a jam jar!
Lavender Sour £10.00
Ever tried mixing some Whiskey, some Lavender, a Lemon and some Sugar? Didn't think so...we have, and it's delicious! Jamesons, Sugar Syrup, Lemon Juice and Lavender Bitters.
Sugar Mama £9.50
How do you think we paid for all of the mirrorballs? Eristoff Vodka, Bubblegum Syrup, Lemon Juice, Prosecco and a Fizzy Rainbow Candy Strip! Cougarlicious!
Miami Vice £10.00
Imagine if a Strawberry Daiquiri and Pina Colada did the naughty. This would be their child, born and raised in the 80s. Malibu, Bacardi, Pineapple, Lime Juice, Coco Lopez, Strawberry Puree and garnished with a Pineapple Wheel.
Disco Twist £9.50
You know you twist little Simmons, you know you twist so fine, come on and twist a little closer now, and let me know that you're mine! Absolut Citrus Vodka, Disaronno, Apricot Puree, Peach Schnapps and Pineapple Juice, served in a groovy little sling.
Sexual Healing £9.50
Baby, I'm hot just like an oven and I need some lovin'. Frangelico, Strawberry Liqueur, Strawberry Puree, a squeeze of Milk and a dash of Cream garnished with a drizzle of Hershey's Chocolate Sauce.
Tommy's Margarita £9.50
Get on your way to Margaritaville and find your lost shaker of salt by drinking our delightful blend of El Jimador Tequila, Fresh Lime and Agave Syrup!
Pornstar Martini £10.00
Melons, bangers, marrows, whoppers, baps and fried eggs are all quite cheeky little words for what? That’s right…things you can eat. Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Passoa Liqueur and Passion Fruit Syrup & Puree all shaken up and strained into a glass with a bubbly shot of Prosecco on the side.
Zombie £12.00
A Simmons Zombie is basically just Rum. Rum with more Rum, and then some extra Rum. Also a little bit of Cointreau, some Apricot Liqueur, some Pineapple Juice, some Orange Juice, a squeeze of Fresh Lime, a dash of Grenadine & some Wray & Nephew...Rum.
Southside £9.50
I'm going to make you a cocktail you can't refuse! This prohibition classic, comes highly recommended by Al Capone. Gordon's Gin, Fresh Mint, Lemon Juice and Sugar!
Negroni £9.50
The Negroni cocktail is made of one part Bombay Sapphire Gin, one part Martini Rosso and one part Campari, garnished with Orange Peel. It is considered an Apéritif. It is also considered highly delicious and you should buy one right now.
Pina Colada £9.50
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain... you'll order one... right now. Havana Club 3 Year Rum, Malibu, Pineapple Juice and Coconut Cream!
Old Fashioned £10.50
Call me old fashioned but I really do love a good bit of Buffalo Trace Bourbon, a dash of Bitters, a little bit of Sugar, a zesty Orange Peel and a cherry on top! (Ask your bartender for more whiskey options!)
Gin Balloon - Grapefruit 'N' Rosemary £10.00
Bulldog Gin (double measure), Fever Tree Tonic, Pink Grapefruit Syrup, garnished with a Grapefruit Wedge and a Rosemary Sprig.
Gin Balloon - Strawberry & Juniper £10.00
Lashings of Bosford Pink Gin (double measure), Fever Tree Tonic, garnished with Strawberries and Juniper Berries. Jolly Good!
Gin Balloon - Winter Spice £10.00
Spice up your life with Tanqueray Gin (double measure), Fever Tree Tonic, Winter Spice Syrup, garnished with Star Anise and a dehydrated lime.
Sharers
G & Teapot £23.00
(3-4 people sharing) Gordon's Gin, Tonic Water & Fresh Lime.
Sex With a Teapot £25.00
(3-4 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice. Sexual!
Strawberry Pot £25.00
(3-4 people sharing) Bosford Pink Gin, Strawberry Puree, Apple Juice, Elderflower Presse & Soda.
Par-Tea-Pot £25.00
(3-4 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice, Sugar Syrup & Lemonade.
Long Island Iced Teapot £27.00
(3-4 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Bacardi Rum, Gordon's Gin, Jose Cuervo Tequila, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice, Gomme & Cola.
Basic Beach £35.00
(3-4 people sharing) Gordon's Gin, Archers Peach Schnapps, Midori, Grenadine, Pineapple Juice, Lemon and Apple Juice, served in a bucket with cocktail umbrellas and a sparkler!
A Punch in the Head £40.00
(4 people sharing) Bacardi Rum, Malibu, Disaronno, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Passion fruit Syrup & Fresh Lime. Served in a skull, topped with lots of nice tropical fruits.
Tropic Like It's Hot £50.00
(6-8 people sharing) Eristoff Vodka, Malibu, Midori, Archers Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice, layered up in a fish bowl and served with Hawaiian flowers.
Shots
Jagerbomb £5.00
Jagermeister, Energy
Jackhammer £5.00
Jack Daniels, Amaretto
B-52 £5.00
Kahlua, Baileys, Cointreau
Birthday Cake £5.00
Vodka, Frangelico, Gomme
Jam Donut £5.00
Chambord, Baileys
Lemon Drop £5.00
Vodka, Cointreau, Lemon Juice
Patron XO £5.00
Patron XO Cafe
Agwa Bomb £5.00
Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur
Fireball £5.00
Cinnamon Whiskey
Reverse Cowboy £5.00
Butterscotch Schnapps, Baileys
Blowjob £5.00
Amaretto, Baileys, Squirty Cream
Bubblegum £5.00
Baileys, Banana Liqueur, Blue Curacao
